What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What are some of your favorite hip hop lyrics?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

How do you get a teenage boy to care about hygiene?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why do I feel so down and not happy anymore? I also feel really tired and non-motivated. Is that normal for someone to feel that way?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Live and Let Die

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Hello I am 17 year old boy and I am interested in transgender why?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-J W Pepper

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

When will dating stop being so hard for Gen Z?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why do gun lovers think their right to own a weapon supercedes everyone else's right to be safe and not be shot?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why do people who were very kind and loving once become cold-hearted?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Diamonds Are Forever

Moonraker

Do Marines really not need sleep during combat training or in general? If this is true, how and why is this possible?

Octopussy

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Dr No

Which bands became massively popular for covering songs rather than recording originals?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.